Friday, May 18, 2012

主(猪)角不是教师的教师节!:D

横眉冷对千夫指~俯首甘为孺子牛~
亲爱的老师您好,亲爱的老师你好,...
516教师节快乐!:D


话说,我竟然考试考到忘记了这一天!O_O!!!还好,还能在补习的时候想起这一天。:)


星期三,还是考试天,只是倒数最后第三天!每个星期三,都有几个kia傻傻将拿着英文字典和一个英文file去学校。你问不重咩?当然重啦!!T^T可是没有办法,去补习就是将。


我们的英文补习比较特别,他教的东西,可能现在用不到,可是,以后就会用到:D这一步,就补了四年。。补习老师,叫MR S (THIS IS PRIVACY:P)班上同学,多数是小学同学,kb和maluri 的。所以,作文里面写什么补习能够交到新朋友,这都是废话:X来来去去都是认识的,根本没有交到新朋友。补习的时候,我们严禁讲华问,如果被老师捉到,恭喜你,你将被罚写"I MUST SPEAK ENGLISH IN CLASS."不懂多少百次,而且要家长签名:D还有班上是FARTING PROHIBITED!:D


说是这样没错,可是,我们还是照样讲,只要不要被抓就行了。不然,被捉几次,就会被踢出去:O我们都是在老师叫我们写作文出去的时候,就拼命讲,拼命笑。老师进来,就立刻变脸,而且可以变到很厉害那种,本来笑脸变臭脸


班上有只可爱的小猪,我们叫他酸梅:D在kb,都是他在zat人家,现在,nuannuan讲,星期三是他给我们zat的日子:)给人家讲成猪啦,讲什么有没有听过猪笑,有没有听过猪讲话。xDD我们的确很衰,可是,他好像乐在其中,说他带给我们欢乐


就在这次的补习,MR.S改了我们的作文,酸梅写得不错,就把它抄在白板上。可是他好像抄到很不耐烦,到最后,字都是一团大便字。结果老是站起身,要走出课室。板上有个男同学,也是要走出课室。结果男同学出去了。酸梅以为老师出去了,就说:“其实我也不知道我在写什么!"结果,一转头,OMGEEEEEEEEO_O老师就在她后面,我们立刻爆笑,尤其是那只banana,笑到几大声。酸梅对着老师吐了吐舌头,知道说错话了,脸色立刻沉重。老师只说了:“VERYGOOD.VERYGOOD!"人,最恐怖就是这种!!!要骂不骂,还给我来必杀技,来句反话,verygoodverygood,还要笑着讲那种!还有,他在拉他裤子。就想象老uncle拉裤子的样子。结果,他就这样走出去了O_O我们还在爆笑-ing,小猪到底吃了什么胆?难道猪胆还大过熊胆?!其实,我们也挺好奇,到底有没有人做过这样的事情,在老师面前讲华语!我们只能说,酸梅,I 服了YOU!你是我的偶像~!!!!没有想到,猪竟然能做我的偶像-.-


酸梅的脸,好像要哭要哭这样。结果,我们就说今天是教师节,不如叫酸梅跟他说声教师节快乐,再说声对不起,巴结巴结下,:D还说什么,老师进来,酸梅带头一起讲HAPPY TEACHER'S DAY~!最好酸梅不要加MAI一~二~三~在前面。不然有中招了。xDD


到最后,酸梅被罚写400次I MUST SPEAK ENGLISH IN CLASSxDDDD


酸梅,choose this as your theme song,dont wan xiao wei larhxDD



Tuesday, May 8, 2012

ignore this:(

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Monday, April 30, 2012

火锅火锅:)

吃火锅,啊吃火锅~几个同班同学一起去desa park吃火锅。人家bersih,我们竟然去吃火锅=。=其实,说实在的,我好像没有和朋友出去吃东西过。惭愧啊:O朋友也好像都习惯了,觉得我是不可能出的。就这样,恶性循环,我也好像很懒惰出去=.=

吃火锅这党事,是在我们去巴生一日游的时候,无端端讲的.那时候,有点犹豫要不要去,因为怕撞到排球比赛。就在吃火锅的那一天,我才得到妈妈的允许,才能和朋友吃火锅,真的是超惊险的。说起话来,都有点觉得kekshuixD

话说回来,去的就有伊葶,诗敏,jeremy,浚铭,和本来有去的美婷.那可怜的孩子,和我同班三年,今年是第四年,竟然没有和他一起出去过。难得这一次我有趣,他却不舒服,天啊~!xD

去到火锅店,早上去bersih 的jemimi 还没来,本来还想帮她交最贵的那一餐RM60++,可是,我们没那么坏啦,干脆等他自己叫:D伊葶一家人都来了。他,竟然做了一件很煞风景的事情--问浚铭三角=.=我连三角都还没碰,而且几天都不在班上听课,顿时感到自卑,堕落:O


jemimi终于来了,还穿者黄衣。点餐后,就一直讲bersih东西。真的觉得他很够力,竟然为了bersih,逃刘小华的补习,可是话说回来,这难得的经验,金钱换不回来的:)我们四个,就一直问mimi关于bersih的一切东西。中催泪弹是什么感觉?(废话=。=顾名思义是催泪,当然会弄到眼睛痛,再催你的泪出来咯。。)mimi还讲最经典的时唱国歌,还说那是他唱国歌唱到最大声的一次。。将你有没有唱校歌?(废话=。=当然没有啦。。难道就几个人在那边“我们是~马来西亚的好儿女~”,到时,千万不要遇到方叔叔,不然,你糟糕了。。)诡异的是,我不是注意到隔壁桌的人一直望着我们,有点害羞xD

吃火锅,越吃越咸,而那个伊葶,不加水tim..他到底是怎样吃的@@

还有还有,有点疯狂的时,我们打了同一个信息,在同一时间,一起发给美婷,叫他好好休息。第一次做这样白痴的事情:D吃得很开心,就浚铭却说要走了,我们吃饱了,举起杯子,干杯!!庆祝浚铭升职:D到时候,又排你受啦~MUAHAHAHAHHAHA~!干杯!考试加油!干杯!八独中加油!干杯干杯干杯干杯~!




天色已暗,诗敏,我和jemimi去散步。一直讨论要买什么去学校上课时偷吃=。=从平时吃的potato chips,因为bbq味太重了而讲讲讲,讲到吃烤土司。jemimi还问我愿不愿意捐出我的toaster给班上=.=最后还讲到班上应该要有一个冰橱=。=土司行不通,就来个水果大餐吧:)一直想到可以直接吃的水果很贵,顶多只能买苹果,上课被老师发现了,也就能对老师笑笑说you are the apple in my eye:)



万万没想到,能直接吃的水果还有BANANA!!omgeee最近很多人一直唱despicable me 里面的ba-ba-ba-ba-banana,我们却没有想到BANANA!真的很对不起香蕉。说起香蕉,诗敏就说田径的人很喜欢吃香蕉。或说回来,我可是一个香蕉粉丝eh.xD


BANANA~!



就是这首歌风靡整个中华,还有人说要在english choir competition 唱这首歌:D
p.s.超爱在前面,唱potato 那里有个oh~xDD



就这样,我们走去MaxValue买香蕉。结果看看看,看到tomato 又说要吃小粒的tomato.=.=真的是好多意见,有吃辣椒啦,黄瓜啦~
到最后,买花生和mammi!!!:D其实,我还在怀疑,上课时怎样剥花生壳@_@

劳动节的前一天,有股冲动就写了这一篇:)




Wednesday, April 25, 2012

空头承诺让我想你了

曾经说过,不管有什么事,都能找你,因为是朋友。曾经说过,友谊那么的重要。可这一切,怎么变成空头承诺。当你说的这一切,我告诉自己, 别太相信 ,这只是一场梦。到最好,空头承诺,让我失落。不是不要相信,只是不想再有心痛的感觉。再美的梦,也有该醒的时候。谢谢你让我知道,我想念她了。好久没找她了,好久没和她吃饭了,好久没和她散步了,好久好久。。。朋友,我想你了:(



Saturday, April 7, 2012

Smile:)



picture from here :D

A smile worth a thousand words
A smile always brights the world
JUST SMILE and it makes your day!:D

thousands of expression,thousands of feelings
why dont just choose the easy way and put a smile on your face:)


Saturday, March 3, 2012

=Jar of Hearts=





No, I can't take one more step towards you
'Cause all that's waiting is regret
Don't you know I'm not your ghost anymore
You lost the love I loved the most


I learned to live half alive
And now you want me one more time


[Chorus:]
And who do you think you are?
Runnin' 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Who do you think you are?



I hear you're asking all around
If I am anywhere to be found
But I have grown too strong
To ever fall back in your arms



I've learned to live half alive
And now you want me one more time


[Chorus:]
And who do you think you are?
Runnin' 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Who do you think you are?


Dear, It took so long just to feel all right
Remember how to put back the light in my eyes
I wish I had missed the first time that we kissed
'Cause you broke all your promises
And now you're back
You don't get to get me back



And who do you think you are?
Runnin' 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Don't come back at all



[Chorus:]
And who do you think you are?
Runnin' 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
Don't come back for me
Don't come back at all

Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you are?
the song that i love :3
like the lyrics too,a great song i have to say:D
People,dont ever get somebody's heart and being cold to the "somebody" without any reason
dont ever act that you care about the "somebody" but you dont really wanted to
your act would only confuse the "somebody" and let the "somebody" hate you
confusing someone is jz slashing on someone's heart
please remember you promise and never let the "somebody" disappointed,peeps:D


Enjoy the video:)




Love the choreography much,not felling bored watching it for a thousand times!:D

click  Jar of hearts- Billy & Kathryn to watch :)

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

=0229=


2月29日
四年一次
在这天生日的人,也只能每四年过一次生日
人家是每年都在蛋糕上增加一根蜡烛
而特别的他们,每年的增加四支蜡烛
他们的生日,没人会忘记,因为他们没资格忘记一个四年生日一次的小子:D
小学有个朋友,也是在这一天生日,
可是中学了,还没认识到一个在这一天生日的朋友
有缘再认识吧!:D
再说说再说说,
这一天是女性表白日,
只要有勇气表白,
原则上,男生必须答应
但若男生不答应,就应赔偿。
哇!超酷的。我还是第一次听这当事呢!
我想告白?等多一个世纪吧!根本还没有对象呢:P
那你,有勇气告白吗?
最后,祝在这一天生日的人儿,
生日快乐!
可是,我总觉得,今天好像有很多奶油砸脸事件,
难得四年一次的生日,不被重重地玩弄才怪:P